May 23, 2013

and the wicked fairy told my father: he’ll have 10 fingers and toes; but will NEVER open a yogurt without spraying himself!”

My curse.


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iPhone 4S just crashed to a hard floor with such intensity, it turned off. 7 curse words later, seems fine. Like a (glass covered) rock